Being a tease is nearly as fun as being a huge slut but much more respectable. Sounds like a fair trade to me!

Ummm, okay. I guess I’ll stay in tonight?

Your brain is right, please stop calling. It makes you look desperate. 

What can I say, I’m much more interesting than you. Don’t try to lie, that’s why you want to date me. 

Ummm… hey all you mothers out there, at the very least I would expect you to teach your daughter that when a penis penetrates your vagina, you’re having sex. I thought that was kind of a given but I guess not. 

… but unfortunately no one else feels the same way :)

Nicorette for fundamentalist Christians. 

Wow that’s heavy. He still seems pretty pissed off though. 

Haha, I’d go on a date with him. At least he’s honest.