Your brain is right, please stop calling. It makes you look desperate. 

What can I say, I’m much more interesting than you. Don’t try to lie, that’s why you want to date me. 

Ummm… hey all you mothers out there, at the very least I would expect you to teach your daughter that when a penis penetrates your vagina, you’re having sex. I thought that was kind of a given but I guess not. 

… but unfortunately no one else feels the same way :)

I will love you until our children get sick of us and throw us in a nursing home, then it’s party time and you’re on your own. 

Wow that’s heavy. He still seems pretty pissed off though. 

Netflix is totally responsible for this. So many movie to choose from but all the ones I want to watch are DVD only, bastards. 

Haha, I’d go on a date with him. At least he’s honest. 

You know you do it too. Spend hours primping then get pissed off when a dude stares at your nearly bare tits.