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GAME OVER

Oh snap, this is the first and last time I will give props to TMZ.


Being a tease is nearly as fun as being a huge slut but much more respectable. Sounds like a fair trade to me!

Being a tease is nearly as fun as being a huge slut but much more respectable. Sounds like a fair trade to me!


Ummm, okay. I guess I’ll stay in tonight?


Your brain is right, please stop calling. It makes you look desperate. 

Your brain is right, please stop calling. It makes you look desperate. 


They obviously have not met my ex.


What can I say, I’m much more interesting than you. Don’t try to lie, that’s why you want to date me. 

What can I say, I’m much more interesting than you. Don’t try to lie, that’s why you want to date me. 



Ummm… hey all you mothers out there, at the very least I would expect you to teach your daughter that when a penis penetrates your vagina, you’re having sex. I thought that was kind of a given but I guess not. 

Ummm… hey all you mothers out there, at the very least I would expect you to teach your daughter that when a penis penetrates your vagina, you’re having sex. I thought that was kind of a given but I guess not. 


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What just happened? I know he did not fit through that inner-tube.

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