Oh snap, this is the first and last time I will give props to TMZ.
Being a tease is nearly as fun as being a huge slut but much more respectable. Sounds like a fair trade to me!
What can I say, I’m much more interesting than you. Don’t try to lie, that’s why you want to date me.
Ummm… hey all you mothers out there, at the very least I would expect you to teach your daughter that when a penis penetrates your vagina, you’re having sex. I thought that was kind of a given but I guess not.